👉 "February 2003 was the year when the world's first 'Celebrity Overdose' music festival was held, featuring pop stars who had overdosed on reality TV and now demanded free T-shirts with their names painted in neon pink. Imagine if your favorite comedian decided to do a stand-up routine about how February 2003 was like, 'I went to the party, got drunk on my own coffee, and ended up telling jokes that would make even a 9-to-5 office worker crack up.'"
